Summary
It’s not all Crush Juice and caviar inThe Crush House. For as much fun as the cast and crew have making this show, make no mistake: the suits in corporate expect the numbers. If you don’tplease the audiences, they’ll…find somebody who will.
The audiences in The Crush House are almost characters in their own right. They have different tastes, different interests, and different things they want to see. But that’s not a problem, right? Thirsts are here to be quenched, after all, and we’ve got plenty of Crush Juice to go around. These are the best audiences from The Crush House.
10Teenagers
#CrushHouseCompilation
Are you tired of appealing to an audience’s better nature? Are you just sick to death of appealing to all the highbrow weirdos in the audience? The Teenagers audience is the perfect audience for players who just want to indulge in the chaos.
Teenagers want to see anything annoying. They like toilet humor andcast membersbeing weird. Anything goes with them as long as it’s crude, lewd, and totally rude. They have a special fondness for fights and will go wild over dancing if players are lucky enough to capture it. Just channel your inner Teen Spirit and let loose.
9Plumbers
Water, Water Everywhere
Okay, so this one is clearly slang for something, right? Like, ‘Plumbers’ means something else, right? No, it’s just an audience that is really made up of plumbers. Like, real plumbers. Okay, well, there’s something for everyone in Malibu. Plumbers are big fans of water. Anything in the house that uses water, like the toilet or the fish tank, will make this audience happy. They’re also really into the pool and will enjoy checking out the basement. Plumbers are pretty easy to satisfy while working with other audiences. Just hope for some drama in front of the pool, and voilà.
8Conspiracy Theorists
What’s With That Slide Anyway?
Conspiracy Theorists think that something strange is going on in this Malibu dream house - and it isn’t how cool everyone is. The Crush House has a certain vibe, after all. Something’s up here. The Conspiracy Theorists are picking up on the same vibes the players are, and they want to get to the bottom of it.
Conspiracy Theorists are interested in the stranger aspects of the house. They want to study the Crush Juice dispenser and will go wild over the Success Slide. If a player snags a shot of the broadcasting satellite in the background, they’ll be especially happy.
7Boys For Boys
What’s Better Than This?
The Crush House is for everyone, and that includes guys just being dudes. The Boys for Boys audience wants to see male bonding. They’re not interested so much in fights or drama (although that works in a pinch). They just want to see guys hanging out and vibing.
ensure to have at least two male cast members per season to appeal to these guys. Just seeing them around makes this audience happy, but they thrive when the male cast members are interacting.They alsoloveit when male cast members engage in romance, which also quenches their thirst.
6Girls For Girls
Let’s Hear It For The Girls
Girls down front! This audience knows what it wants, and what it wants is girls, girls, and girls. The Girls for Girls audience loves to see girls doing anything, but they’re especially happy when the female cast members are interacting.
Like the Boys for Boys audience, the Girls for Girls audience is happy to just be looking at women. But they’ll really get hyped if the female cast members are interacting with each other. Be it romantic or platonic, they want to see gals being pals. Having at least two girls per season is an easy way to earn their favor.
5Butt Guys
Insert Peach Emoji Here
They may not be the most wholesome audience out there, but the Butt Guys are shockingly useful for getting the ratings up. They’re here for one thing and one thing only: butts. His butt, her butt, anyone’s butt, it doesn’t matter. If it’s a butt, they’re happy.
Capturing the backside of a cast member will make these guys happy - especially if the cast member is in a swimsuit. They can even be appeased with the peach plush toy prop that can be bought. Appealing to the Butt Guys may not always feel the most ethical, but hey, it’s reality TV.
4Film Students
It’s Giving Citizen Kane-core
Nobody can live on the first Godfather movie alone. Sometimes, even pretentious Film Students need a break from analyzing something of actual cinematic worth. They choose to relax with a solid dose of silly from the Crush House, and it’s up to players to make sure they have some fun.
Film Students want to see more dynamic shots of the cast. Focusing the camcorder on speaking cast members is an easy way to get their attention. They also like more diverse camera shots, such as tilting the camera or crouching. If it gives them something interesting to look at, they’re happy.
3Suburban Moms
Live, Laugh, Love Emile
Looking to appeal to the Suburban Moms audience? Okay, here is a step-by-step guide. First, find Emile. Second, turn the camera on. You have now successfully appealed to the moms.
Okay, the Suburban Moms audience is a bit more complicated - what they really want is romantic escapism. Any flavor of romance will get them chirping, but they go especially wild for a certain French dreamboat. Catching Emile doing any of his Emile-y things is a surefire way to get them to pop off. If they’re neglecting their kids for reality TV, they want to see that hunk, darn it!
2Drama Queens
Are They Here For The Right Reasons?
Are the cast members fighting? No? Well, go make them fight. That’s the only way that the Drama Queens audience’s thirst for chaos will be quenched. This audience loves everything messy and will ignite at even the slightest hint of drama.
Planning out a cast in advance will help satisfy this audience. Just throw in some characters who will never get along and watch the fun. Some characters like Gunther and Priscilla are designed to start problems on purpose, but basically, any cast will annoy each other given enough time. It’s reality TV, after all. And the Drama Queens love it.
1Crush Fans
Cute Classic Crush
The Crush fans are the core audience for the show. If there’s nobody watching a season of The Crush House, you know that the Crush fans will be watching. They’re here because they love the show and will tune in no matter what’s happening.
Crush fans will react well to pretty much anything. They love to see famousset pieces, such as the Crush Juice dispensers. They’ll also be happy just watching the cast. They love drama as much as anyone, but they also enjoy wholesome interactions and friendships. The Crush Fans are just happy to be here.
